
Insanabile Cacoethes Scribendi
An incurable itch for scribbling [cacoethes scribendi]
takes possession of many, and grows inveterate
in their insane breast.
—Juvenal


Blinkies from Blinkie Obsession
You will no longer be able to frolic in your anencephalic bliss upon these pages.
No more will your useless products be promoted instantly from this portal.
No longer will your dimwitted drivel befoul this air.
Begone! Your spam will never see light of day within these walls
For the almighty approval button must first be pressed
and with my approval such foul ravings shall ne'er be blest!
forsooth!